What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Moonraker

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do atheists demand that everyone must accept their own self-definition? Is that any different from demanding others must accept their choice among 87 genders or be labeled as a bigot?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

What do gang stalkers want?

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How did you become popular in school?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Should any books be banned from school libraries? Why is it important for students to read certain books in school?